19 // she her

What Your Favorite 90s X Book Says About You: 

sh4tterstar:

x-force: you’re probably gay or balls deep in nostalgia culture and think things are too pc these days despite the fact this team was an anti-government radical mutant rights group

generation x: you’re the mom friend, you’ve got younger siblings, or you just really want to see teens in genre fiction being teens. you’re very very concerned about how any superheroes graduated from high school. are they getting enough sleep? do they need help with homework?

x-factor: you’ve got wayyyyyy too many jackets. why do you have so many. put them back. you’ll tell anyone who listens that twin peaks is canon in the x men universe. at least one of your childhood friends is probably a cog in the government machine by now and that makes things awkward.

adjectiveless x-men: you unironically love 90s cool and would dress like a jim lee character if given half the chance or you love soap operas more than anything and think everything could benefit from evil twin plotlines

uncanny x-men: you still keep in touch with classmates you went to high school with and you all get brunch together. unfortunately the high school sweethearts of your group are having problems that may or may not involve time travel. (they probably don’t involve time travel. so it’s just uncomfortable) storm is also your favorite x man.

x-man: you refuse to accept that life is unfair and want to do whatever you can to make life kinder or you just really like cable and let your mind fill in the blanks between the random issues you’ve read. you don’t take any of your own advice and are constantly shooting yourself in the foot.

excalibur: you heard douglock and thought marvel finally did something with that subtext but now you’re attached or you’re already attached to 80s excalibur and you’re in too deep to back out now. you spoke in a fake british accent in elementary school to impress kids at recess, you think everything could be a portal.

cable: you’ve got issues with your father